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Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
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Suspect crashed twice as he raced around an entire country. And up to a hundred miles an hour despite being pursued by seven police cars and two helicopters. Officers cannot stop the motorbike as it tore through country lanes and towns senators in west suspects. Including mounting the pavement. Before he eventually came to a stop and brighten his duties and he mounted the payment that's a means a riding on the sidewalk and it melted down in mount to the pavement. Police and the driver broke nearly every road traffic law and was lucky no one was injured suspect crashed in wording and a busy intersection and his helmet fell off. But he got back on his bike without helmets and got on the main road and then headed toward short time. Suspect then rode into Brighton city center and down to Brighton pier before he crashed. In a car park. He ran into a shopping sinner worry thruway is leather jacket before lagging in into the town sinner so the story goes the inspector on the case said. They expect that the suspect was riding with total disregard of his own safety of those of others. Excessive speeds through red lights maneuvering around Bullard smaller DO LL a RDS anybody. What does a dollar boulevard Alamo Bowl and I don't know this maybe so on the wrong side of the road and on the pavements in town centers. He pretty much contravene that every road traffic law and I'm thankful that no one was injured. The helicopter turned out to be the best option yes my cock. I talk that they've Anglican Mike on the Mike if you divide them by it and I hear Barack able orders one of those short vertical posts that are out in the middle of nowhere in a courtyard. Bit of an artist and about this side you'll see a lot of videos of people like walking in between them OK game on turn out well why is he Brenda Melissa I mean. Other OJ has anybody ever been and chase the cops and they didn't break traffic wells well they helicopters they might be the only what I mean I think they even used the bleaker when they change lanes they brought in a helicopter that's the best option to monitors progress according to the inspector. Especially without causing any further damage or were there are racing around you were crashing everything else also had traffic officers and the police dog unit were assigned. Police and an upsurge in the shopping center in the towns that are they didn't find the guy. The motor bike helmet and leather jacket have been recovered and will be forensically examined inspector Frye added following an hour long search of the city sinner assigned officers. We're stood down. Now an investigation is on the everything sounds of form. They were stood him up there or not the body and they have meant three hours across an entire country and crashed twice. Half of the a high speed chase without a helmet. Helicopter pursuit dogs looking for him seven top Connors guy still got it I kinda like discuss and only did initially still pack of them pretty impressive. Really no I was just I thought I know sometimes it be it is stupid. Yet I mean remedy has played a benchmark for something and it's like they gonna high speed chase and that the plate. I'm so you have three days you're gonna do exactly right if you're gonna do in fact I'm actually you're fine. Our question what in your experience was exactly like or a nothing like the movies. Had we have your emails are in the men's room amends or live duck out. Video brought to Riley's embroil drop brewers a men's room original red because we think it's okay. Silver bronze medal winner at great American beer festival and now available in twelve packs and add costs go if you're looking for a full case. I Luna got to lose all the shows I was snow mobile and and I decided to bring my two buddies along one of the drove a Porsche. And for some reason that's when he decided to drive up into the mountains we gotten back from riding in had to kill some time so we decided to drive around the neighborhood in said porch. My friends adore guy driving day you should try to adrift your car like they did in fast and furious Tokyo drift should. My friend driving being one to not back down from any challenge let us out and he tried to drift to scar around the corner. He hit a tree still hard at it wore the frame of the car and for the radiator out of its hall as he stumbled out of the car thankfully uninjured he said it. That and haven't liked the movie at all. Liquor orders and rock done that from from gaga wasn't called like common middle crash now now that was there was a small stream. That was not really small it might have been fifteen feet across. The bottom line was it was about six inches deep may be battling a creek it was a creek. But I think correct the out but great cover recruit but man on their country they they they they fashioned a dirt ramp. And man those guys motorcycles no problem surely they would they would get into a bit and of course to some of the guys who were. Look man scars trash was gonna get rid of that I've I've seen that happen a couple times always clear decree. You know just basically people who really got her when the car land it golf course slamming her shoulders and you know steered and that's probably never think about well because most time you cone landed on the energy front land the one that I did I still do so as you know they don't do that we'll save and basically it's just like hit a wall in an issue. One is going right to the dirt. It's actually in unrealistic. Limits on off jumps on anything a flight that you when you're a kid on your bicycle like you it seems very simple this is gonna be fun to hit the air of I don't even sledding and we would build ramps but eventually you get enough speed to launch off it. And Slater writes let's god and a less ice in your eyes and take jumps off everything massacred by X Friday announced the skateboard whatever it was and and I got older or snowboarding to let one jumper just simply created the I have no more coordination in the air anymore. Think now it's got you know this is it turns out the trying to wake up a friend for sex while drunk during camping is not at all as it is for trade in Brokeback Mountain. You punch me in the face no gay frolic in the medal the next morning neither quite misleading and disappointing that from gay air Garrick man I don't know about a dramatic. If you're cowboy in a partner W wake him up but yeah I don't know anybody other than a woman who would turn down sex after they've been woken up. With Eric. No the first people about whoever is there are not at that makes you are void though. Well I've never did well maybe they resent that very judgment. And you say like somebody wake me up for sex the most time like I'm on its I mean the most out my front three times that you don't read on to the seven point right America. You know I guess out uproot. I have few rules and what do ms. would you go to sleep. What if a male wakes me up we don't have an athlete a girl I. I'm hopeful message I got over that was about it it is funny you heard that all of his buddies gay who turned them. I don't think is what he was gay nuts that I could have been part of the problem I say they're gonna love intercept you don't have a vagina. Hold Agilysys locating my shoulder was nowhere near a school or glamorous as it isn't lethal weapon and I knew instantly that there would be no slam and about again. On a positive note this happened less than two weeks after finishing physical therapy. My last words to my physical therapists were don't worry you'll see me again with an irregular Nostradamus later bitches that from star dog the red. All I'm sure that everyone has had a dream at the you can fly how many movies of the watch were people that fly. As youngsters seem to me that if I could make wings like the ones in the movies I could fly a crafted a set of wings of cardboard my brother tied into my arms. Ties to the beginning of our driveway which went downhill Benton leveled off at the end with a three foot drop at the end that seem like a good runway. Blair ran as fast as I could and got to the end to jump to the air flap my arms couple times and landed flat on my chest and a face full of dog crap that I landed. Never try to fly like in the movies that from van scooter Shackelford. Our analysts say what was like the movies but not I was going to school in Tulsa Oklahoma. The campus was split north and south on both sides of the airport between campuses is a set of train tracks with a slight hump. Many times I've gone over at 5060 miles an hour but no not much for air. One name our roommate was in class on the north side myself on the south I forgot his stuff in my car I was driving a cavalier with the body kid and street lights honored at the time. He does stuff in ten minutes rushing to the other campus at eighty miles an hour I had to train tracks bottomed out then went airborne. It was like in the movies but all in slow motion play until I came slamming down. Everything under the seats came out to the ceiling I had felt like the air time was at least five seconds shattered the body kits and under body lights. As a stop moving all the fluids leaked out is I tore up the oil pan and transmission ban. And the bolts. The right side engine mount broke and landed on the tire support. Never happens that way and movies have from Justin in Auburn did also say annoying habits in the movies in real life I would say is sports. You know obviously you watch it and you lately from any basketball and boxing has ever won my driver play athletes Kevin I'm just like that cash shoot jump shots. And then like you've never seen a video of you playing at slate. It's horrible your I think you move it in slow -- a quick look at Abu weasel slug and the OG yet the number two is like my jump shot his leg bitterly credit card underneath my feet. You know I got up credit let this jump shot and rob Lowe's Chevy sports scene sex scenes you don't wanna watch yourself. Yeah the re very bad I comparative handful ball it's just like over the top too much and they sometimes it's just not. And look for or blood thirst I don't have thank god in sport and they're not crazy. Every game also somebody gets hit in the legs flips. Fought over lately other veto that from the guys committee saudis have FaceBook Scotty says I'm an. TV and the movies isn't like in real life except a trios and urged that it everyone until a volatile. Just get. Yeah out at the thing that hospital life in the thing about you don't have sex with every other employee that you have. And only to have it and it's only the hospital I mean even more so than anything is an emergency overtimes and that is poor and so nobody even got there when I travel that's a that's that's a big question along with the you know the Ted and a flannel shirt question is original tomb you do Driscoll whose character and did you guys jewel of the house through Grey's Anatomy is. Is Seattle like Grey's Anatomy it's like just like Grey's Anatomy as a little sad because he finds out he's the one thing in my experience and hospitals especially in this is look I'm I'm not a doctor somebody having sex with every nurse and every other document as a patient. I do know not only do I learned a valuable lesson as a dual Mike Ellman. One of the doctors before they about doctors we know they're the kindest the greatest people all the best bedside manner. Never a nurse church always doctor they will come in and after we've been disagreeable to 'til 23 days and Thomas something neutral important and we hope each. That's one thing about Seattle hospitals and man oh man. And where it is people involved in what areas like the I mean let's be honest here whereas like that doctor going out to lunch a nail on the fires are wrapped like you don't mean honor and a dollar for three hours. How can they don't show that. Gases like organizations and addressed a dividend date written below a look here comes the program but I think we're going to dinner tonight red jerseys today candidate crease and he continues after this is a if you write this mini scripts of this drug but I get iMac and you know what you. Rat race and half. Could work their body of work a monkey is nothing like they're always portrayed as friendly little things go. Pranksters if you will and real life the little jerk to steal everything and will maul you right next to the mayor. How would I mean how would trust a monkey. You shouldn't. All around cooler it is desirable thing markets as porn movies are not real from experience what really happens is that my acting is much better and I think the organ or catches it it's the right will says any movie that has Tom Cruise and that's. Kyle is military service and does nothing like you see in the movies. Fly on an airplane says Alex everyone always has room to stretch out even the tall guys it's all wrong if you are over six feeds. It's like being in the backseat of a Mazda Miata. A PS there is no backseat to get grandma and Mazda Miata and we have some taxis you see the two chicks that out to the picture in some guys Miata. Now they relate date they are like your dorm or off to buy this car than were killed off to look at dance that it. Right and they post Saddam all of my cat right today and the guy's wife is like actually we bought the idiotic as we like did we can afford at this and that might pacer vandalizing our car almost a couple more about his car yeah Farnham battled cancer. Our goal dicier. As a submariner I can tell you the Dow periscope most accurate submarine film lover the rest BS featured a few people sick. Everything about guns and every movie getting shot shooting them everything is almost completely wrong. You got to cut the gun for five titans know. A proud member of the US military and I can say no military movie has ever got it right below doesn't mean I think that this themselves they PR. The movies thanks to them goblins or robbed at how some guy said the what's a one run in Somalia Mogadishu mile analyst. What our product down there yeah I was or that one was pretty accurate and they say that about what has terrify the ones are brats. But I partake. You that in the in the lonely day you go guy wasn't Tom Hanks movie that they storm would be chewed through the private Ryan writers Saving Private Ryan and they they say at that time. They said that was the most realistic military seeing that they'd stop there Everett I don't know what that tomatoes. I think. The rapper like every other war movie opened to those points and the thing I remember about that there tomorrow on the straw on the beach. The way that they chose to edit the bullets Omar has given way to do it probably did so it was a by your head normally. Yeah but the reason it's still just doesn't reek of real or not nervous. Get you know a man formula I I dare to say a little more restrained though it strangely enough and I don't Tom Hanks wasn't gonna get shocked you know those movies as a issued a muffin it's not the action and everything about him I think in a lot of ways that's why mash was so relatable to a lot of people. It was a show about the military granted what whatever division they were and what they were doing hospital military but it's the same one time. It was about the relationships the shenanigans. All the camaraderie that role practice nothing them you know they are being in the problem. Sure you want to go home audio player I'm a doctor and I wanna go home that was the whole thing inflate a Fedora the one military dad there from the rest of the flight where they are trying to sort of is the Korean War. It's there's it for match the whole thing when you listen to mental from getting drafting and stuck in this and they didn't like note nobody goes there one to be either. The limit we're not the problem is. It'll fighting is coming our way. We are not the guys that like can defend ourselves so much liquid that we're not go for the Smith and were scared to death on the one of the policy would have been on leave. You know an hour to see them pull in the Thailand. Get off the boat there and show that that's something gimme 48 hours in Thailand compared to like you know whatever you did for the last seven -- that's like that's the business part of it you gotta do what you do out that if they had no video camera to the mental part of lake yeah you can do that well think about I've learned you know just doing the show anytime somebody calls and from any branch of the military says Harris here is my experience in boot camp or being deployed or whatever it is what it two or three calls or text that guy's full of it he ever ever and ability so. I think. Different people's experiences are so different that when you read about what in my experience he must be lied about his experience. Or are religious first missiles could find more people to lie about the military all the time before that I had idiotic I don't competitor. Ali what last one this is a work for the road road nothing like Denzel Washington's movie unstoppable. A solid state the city from warmer right trade nobody's that cool and yes the coffee tastes like crap doozy of a pocket watch though. You did what thousand Allen and Albert now Maria you need to you pocket watch with an overture. Hundreds ever USG emails here for the men German men's or live dot com. Guy's gonna get happy birthday to my dispatcher Bryan it's his birthday this weekend and he hates when people make a big deal out of its O'Brien's birthday is due this week old daughter's Brian's today I was like man wow it's gonna get a birthday song for our friend Gary's 46 and did you throw in a cut that bitch off. From Buchan boobs. Thanks guys have a good weekend Gary is 46 could we get a cut that pitch off at red snow. Who read all guys I'm Jerry. Derek I dinner coach Larry just wanna get my husband Noah I shout out on his 29 birthday no can we get a birthday song forum he's driving from Libya to Seattle for work so he's more than likely listening. 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Subject is polo some of those who is from our money surge you reviews movies of people Marty's marketing analyst Tony says here. I'm losing the big daily podcast yesterday in the question a poll came in. Once. Who's banned from plane left handed people banned from Congo. I'll throw you mentioned ingests that you thought you were banned from playing polo because you're black you think I was and just you might find this interesting. My wife was a volunteer and worked at a hospital in Zambia. She had the chance to go to a game Apolo. Of Zambia. Vs the US. Surged then says believe it or not all white players. I can believe even in Zambia Milledge got dancer does not shocking at all to go low of that the reverse Georgia. If you only know. Georgetown. As a basketball team you would think are more black people Georgetown then Iran the bats well not right that's the black population Georgetown yes. Similarly I would imagine a pricey game of Poland's India put a lot of white people owns him signal count the number doesn't pull a team that's exactly the number of white people and and I think it works that way. Yeah I don't go party Georgetown and another blackout wasn't on national team. I'm really it was on the track days matter if you see a lot of support Barack Barak. It's 550 yeah. Almost positive that they should have went one extra spot on the bench for somebody who is really part of the student about it. It fell sports man you gotta have that long guarantee can't otherwise you do that I think some of the music has to be Canadian artists think thirties at delta Mike what did you do the same thing yeah there's a decent amount a walk arms more than. People think. Devil without question I'm just saying make it something like the old twelfth man at Texas and Texas NFL article and somebody out there on the field. Have put their life in danger collect Eagles here. 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