Aug 26, 2015|
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Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
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Did we manage to bring it. Somebody else they're deserves to be ready. Men's room. We know it's just two days. You know weird considering death dance even throw a little flat out nortel's yes. Playing today we toast a woman known only by the name is miss the sound hole believe she's from Beijing China but does she was stopped at the Beijing international airport. For trying to carry it 240 dollar bottle of cognac onto the plane so I guess China has the same it got a rules we knew that kind of thing but. She was informed looked either you have to throw away your model. And by the way Ted you'll appreciate this ready Gordon Exel excellent. I'm not so she had flown out of America and flying through China so she bonded the duty free in elation no Foreman who is against Arafat to get him on the cheap. The problem was she was not changing for rights you know she's trying to carry an arm and said look we just can't do it but I when they solidly can't take a look at what New York Hollywood duty free. They package it for you and did you pick it up voila I had so and let's get medals China operates that way and she just has the model muscle of we we can't let you on the flight. So either you can throw the bottle away or you didn't miss your flight it's just that he's so like a trooper miss out joke the entire bottle. And like a true trooper who drinks an entire bottle of cognac she got really drunk and I'm real fast track after a legend and after a deep in my sushi standing there she goes pulls. This bottle Cohn is a bottle of cognac. Immediately after chugging had she search shouting obscenities that it falls to the floor where she stayed until security reporter drew wheelchair. Become a putter and a private room just. Per recover. She slept for seven. Hours before finally they're scrambling finally came and picked her up about a way to be pointed out that. She missed the flight that she was hoping not to miss the divinity of decision drag it. Japan has a great present charred black legged we understand why you of that drunk yet guzzle a bottle of cognac. She woke up had no idea which you have done that no wire premise but in Europe didn't show are you trunk before she didn't know this was. You can't bring on the flight. She was very excited about this and imagines her Beijing something like remark is not easy theme today and don't. Then put it so every portable people do a guy has China bottles of champagne but there this is cognac. And as amazed when she tugged it started screaming obscenities collapsed. That was all you. That I like your style sort of guy and Russia try to bottled by Coca. Some sampling have just gotten us like towns just not can we were at all derelict yet we we cannot control what seems weird to me she's thirty in the airport right like I don't do security you can't bring in a bottle but. Like a mile I thought if you just do you already made up forty B five unified in the airport to renew go to board the plane but it might. Even the duty free I can carry with me but at the time I go to get on the flight from remembering this right you got to drop off of that. The flight that's cured freedom on the jet wherever and invade ordered on the plane forever like middle. For good reason they don't trust you to hold her own moves that you reluctant to taps to back down under lock but I think she bought it she bought an American to be my blue America included China and I'm connecting flight connecting flights and that's exactly and I've that's avenue in Europe before we. The different connecting airports have different rules and equipment at every go go through security again of the but that was that duty free like yeah commanders are now I'd ended it right in the war of Wasilla Beth Phoenix airport government from Mexico have bought cigarettes duty free tequila right always most do things like oh yea here's a look you're probably guys in the Roseland and I didn't realize what they were asking initially some guy goes what is your intent. What these cigarettes. So man. Arnold dress dubious but traditionally paid to smoke and she and get on Claremont try to be as Smart as a winner did you meet them journal column also waiting feels numb this. Added that you're gonna sell away hell no man I'm slogan a hell out of me you know more about Bobbi bit longer for asylum. Alastair Campbell for everybody kind of funny to. Which are planned cities arm and resell them yet also married you don't know Texas and open. Reported news and we drink does lose big guy. We they get yet they act so over the tongue and animals like to party in our tummies. Now no obvious don't wow. And that lovely starred Brad do you by the time folks that's still want tobacco and liquor company to its export to right. Hitting it doesn't line to get get writing it's coming up by the game's profile this'll play it momentarily here it's miles tournament dramatic nine point nine KI SW Seattle. Miles and. And he 91 K I guess doubles. Register might say she's a mighty ship back Wiren Brandstater Saturday September the fifth the prize desire to forty American dollars in us courtesy of live nation. Other than any specific terms guys W general contest rules apply get a KI SW dot com the rules of the game. Dot. Men's room represents. Seed withdraw no leads on how profile this is why you've read that sweet ass beard became Iowa that is simple game where she wants you. A real like news or something that happened right here on planet earth might. As you listen to the story and based on stereotypes you believed to be true people in the decisions that people may well ask you what is that you think. Made this story a story. Hello role they welcome to the newsroom. I'm a RO. Have brought you understand how the games played. We were there with arms and passed the last thing here is your story we start with fifty year old Pamela banners dale of new Smyrna beach Florida. Now she was furious last week when her grandchildren. Came home from schools with an issue. And she knew who to blame. She decided 122 year old Dylan love lips which is on one last name considering he's a homeless guy that was dating her daughter. So naturally what did you do you go all the way hit man to kill the guy. That hit man happened to be the daughter's ex husband and the father of the kids. That would be 33 year old Daniel die don't match he told annual seeking given the gun and think just the W Dylan's body in South Carolina. My Daniel decided to tell the cops instead and Pamela was just arrested for criminal solicitation to commit murder now she's telling the police there was all a joke. So here's the thing you trust me she overreacted sir frank gives go to school and they're sent home early if you will to give them something. And at some things she says. I'm gonna have that make you. So do you believe that the thing they came home with port eighty bruises. Beat rice. Seed cocaine. Or do you form. Who did came home early with either Bruce's lights cocaine perform this set off remark she draws a higher hit man to kill me she thinks is responsible. Given my there's been no connection between them gather she's blaming she wanted to kill and what the kids brought home with a they're a different doctor Weiner. There in Florida she suggested to be would be hit man to dump this guy's body in south Harlem and are actually in Florida. The army to double cork if you wanna go to South Carolina great place Alia. Jeanne Jackson centered you know the bumper stickers on back there as you get moral order. I'm Smart enough daylight. Fleiss and her. He might seem like a funny answer like this lady's weight overreacting it's. I don't know I wanna act and I gotta wanna mean toward towards like porn or something that like children should really shouldn't have now I'm going toward bruises and my kids came home bruises. Now would be the thing that would that would be the thing requirement. Pot cocaine out obviously like aren't you Gaby that I know you don't know that us. But give it to me you and I'll see you three days. Flight out all right two days. Corn I feel like giving that policy and two days opponent gives him. I did not say how old kids are there any farther out at 33. He's incandescent and elementary school that's been backpacking yes. I don't know and I guess she wanted to maybe after school would replicate so I would say bruises or pour or lice. Four. Crew are required current final I had served. They're your health Sylvan. I'll let you never really listen they're driving. Our fears. Talk. Our war our conference chronology of violence there. Yeah we're open water this time we're gonna find out if you hired the hit because of bruises lies told K you know porn Max fat quantities. South Carolina members of the Florida folklore for. That's personal and would. I think Africa around and end that is the grandmother is looking very similar practices grandchild comes home with something from. It brings drought to the point where she calls a hit man because she wants this problem of the situation to be taken care of whoever was responsible. Even so person she accused of being responsible my thing they weren't but there's never been any connection. Let me you you're asking that it did her grandchild come home bruises. Lice and cocaine or some or not. Anyway connected showed a man she was like I'm hiring an amendment to the person I feel responsible and Roy. Yeah him and caught an early in Houston man who likes to think your grandma hired someone to kill someone regular rank you've got lights. Yeah which is absolutely goddamn ridiculous. So the ground. I believe I mean I think if enlisted man. Kids come home lives and kids' lives you do not need to hire hit Manson to kill someone who use they sing and it's like their response unit to a hundred pretty quickly there's got to relax. I don't I don't know this is not congratulations violated kid rocket till I remember theater for you tomorrow same time same game the same station all right the Mariners are to played earlier today we just in baseball outside printing out several TV time would there. Because you're pathetic life is confined to countless hours in front of a talking again though. Damage that brought you back some. Always get more entertainment you slam any street had a volleys episodes of favorite shows lieutenant governor anytime anywhere. And it's 1800 X. So we'll start with we already talked about a bunch today but dot com trump. Night is in the well don't troubles in the news every Tuesday that is not that is not surprising but it was either period where trump kind of went away but in the late. Ninety's or something yeah that's what I was a kid he seemed like a very public figure that until he got it. Went away and nannies like in equity apprentice is back yet many back of the event was more like you know he did what he did he survive some some early. Threats I guess whose ability to do with real estate stuff survived it right. Built his name builds a reputation their rules familiar but it seemed like during that time. You didn't hear about him the man but it gives those properties you know the trump casino and none have been like right when the apprentice came Bagwell laid out devils don't throw don't know who we miss you firing people silent brigade that was sort of buying all the pageants and doing that that houses first entry into television and entertainment more you also felt. Yeah out thousand of them. Yeah. So he's having I app press conference yesterday. We talked about earlier sure you've heard a lot about it but basically a reporter. Who haven't we Hispanic but it is an American citizen you can bet that happens I hate. Donald Trump and Univision really haven't been on good terms since those initial comments he made about Mexicans a couple of months or imprisoned killers right and then they. Univision I think also too declined to air the Miss America pageant directors that is connected with him. So their anchor. Jorge Ramos he was there now agent. Hates him in terms defense. George was not called upon right away but it kind of a loaded political arena with them in there so he asked a question and this is ally Donald drought respond. We can't lose next young please tell Clinton to rescind January Carlson down we'll sit down no I don't sit down that you go ahead. When you announced you have been called tied up like yeah let's go back to Univision hall yeah. Asked I asked guys. Economically I. I'm on it put us in little boy. Yeah. He just doesn't get it it doesn't he truly does not like guess that he is the uncle. The grandfather your buddies come and no murder he got a girlfriend and go let you be my uncle Donald. He means well that's the best I get to what you get into Israel. Yes you do have a nice rack. And a majority means. I don't know why known as the meanwhile what I. Politician at this point the announcer. And job again is in the news crews with fox which is weird you think Kim and foxes get along should but he keeps stated shots and Megyn Kelly. So is so fox actually wants him to apologize which yes that'll happen rights. I'm happy. Irregular and here's a quote from Donna Brock when they say bring it out of Muslim when Rooney the Republican Party went ahead of Fox News head that he should apologize. Trump who never backs down responded quote I totally agree I totally disagree with the fox statement I do not think Megyn Kelly is equality journalist. You know what can. He is just to be doing it too good to dirty level but you gotta like the fact he just absolutely shut everyone up who brings anything up. I don't care I'm Donald Trump it doesn't matter I don't care. You have to love that aspect are slowly dragged to borrow each mile it does throw a lot of thing but he won't but he's not going to. Now he's got to laugh at the chiefs this man yeah I don't know what that line is I agree. It is I don't think people should be living your whole life based on what others think about your. But I also think like at some point you're interacting with the yeah yeah there are correct the Iraq you have to hit. I don't necessarily care people think of me but bad things that I mocked in the same thing intentionally inflammatory and generally afford a social situation I'm from the drug be cool. Right to try to be decent person. And some. Regulars Donald Trump just can say whatever valley mines and you call upon it easily. Look up filthy rich it doesn't matter don't they read it but my thing was you know I don't know between them. Donald Trump and fox having this to me is just entertainment what you guys deserve to you know whatever that you guys is there to left from that. Yeah at a certain point out that he's gonna run on his. Only he cares if the Republicans like her and crush it he he's like god I got the more I'm around and do it yeah I am I don't super pac boy who thought. Palace that thing is alleges that it. The one thing I can almost guarantee you Donald Trump does not think a lot about even the most of the women his life take a lot of care to have a certain look. Is the the daily routine that daily beat you know just the routines that women go through. But you know we can edit and look at the guys have done that don't even realize that women are doing latest look really aren't. But but let's say don't Cohen and not a Christian that generous girl. Let's talk and echoed in about clock it is I doubt eyebrows. Today and she actually went and did it but it's kind of funny because by the end of it Tony news widget crying. To give my this is her. Plucking a lot of trials on TV. We are thrown into the national dragnet. Various wearing green beans down it. And I tell you when things are crying need. I got not a scanned. I am doing send. I'd feel nothing. I feel nothing inside. Now I am like crying I'm sorry. And palisades brits had their back lacks a few times that stuff Hearst's yeah yeah what's your reaction to get some whack some like that's something I will never do. Yeah so early about a grameen screaming at the top of belongs legitimately a market of data need to do that all the forty year old virgin. That famous scene or Steve Corel down wax Denise likes Raymond. Like that everything that was like that wasn't that wasn't scripted in solid and it. They did it live and he was like just do it and then I'll have kind of wrote her and good looks good. We have got a kick out here and it's terrible man. It is bridge brutal I like the Weil academy smoothed back furor began and it waxes it's horrible what I did lasers but you gotta do like six times or to stick Paladino won Columbus Day. There are a permanent thing did you do it six times I. From my understanding was that led the hair would never come back into but I only Lazard it once and then never went back up and he's got five more times it. Yeah but it hurt cute. Like you know on like your lower back relate great there might your rib cage instead of laser printers should you might feel little tickle actually that stuff is just brutal. It is idiotic to his leg when your wax and ran. I mean I'm sure most women are not black teen areas as big as might back if they are. Yatom British general Emerson but many starts wet them and just. It's tragic. All right does some ratings of last week fear of the wall are futile Walking Dead. Ten million viewers that tuned in to that and that was second in the rankings now granite Walking Dead always does well but this is a massive number for cable show to come in second. In the overall just network rating to an end and whatnot. Because for the most part. Anything that ever finishes in the top ten it's going to be a sporting event. And CIS became important. The generally it's always gonna be something on network TV all but you have something very special happen on cable. To break that top ten. But the Walking Dead and now the spin off fear Walking Dead just doing it in and taken but what I guess I should be that surprised as any net. That sure who this massive and kind of a huge big deal and everybody in the world why she's. When the Walking Dead. Or now watching nephew walking and its it's Wednesday night but I recommend that you watch can peel. 10 o'clock am essentially it's a new episode. Why with Hannibal Burris I think I have like you know like every skit showed some that are goods and their terror role. Came to know always very funny and this is the last season there I'd taken a bit Avaya hiatus after that one. Late night tonight but check out Jimmy Kimmel is that have on Miley Cyrus. You know what's going on in TV late. Here's what's happening in real world are here are going now Virginia television reporter and cameraman are shot and killed live this morning on the air. Meanwhile managed downtown Seattle attacks that you've got snake doesn't like you just doesn't care. Men rescued after being trapped in eighty tons of sand that. Russell Wilson says recovery water helped him stay in the game after concussion and his conveniently his brand in the NFL really wants Marshawn Lynch to answer them questions from sports reporters. It's happier had I. It's time to hit dead. There's might call. Yeah it is all right. A television reporter and cameraman were shot to death on air during a live broadcast this morning in Virginia by gunmen the governor described as disgruntled station employee. Was being chased by police on a nearby highway. Reporter Alison Parker and cameraman had a war over the victims of the shooting and the governor says that the rest of the gunmen should be imminent. Both Lebanon downtown Seattle to deputy suffered injuries trying to take a man into custody. I king county sheriff's deputy went to talk to a man and a bus shelter for committing a minor misdemeanor and when the suspects are walking away the deputy film stuff. But the man turn around and started attacking the deputy. Two good samaritans came and helped the devil to get back control and arrest the man and as a second deputy arrived and tried to get the suspect into a police car. The suspect picked the second deputy in the face dole both deputies have several bumps and bruises on the deputy who was kicked was taken to a Harvard harbor view medical senator. And had to be checked for possible concussion that's high karate. Yeah actually better now that he's very flexible you get that hang on I don't know yeah I think I'd like I got a little I know that I can keep you may be in the chest now to get and you are not you led duke. I think we know good like yeah I do think it's also got dog you know I don't particularly at a seven murder cap I just realized and even the naked guy horses kind of flew under the bus I think we have a sensible one moment. Did they spend get kicked in the face no now dangle that. They wouldn't even hear him say. James all you might remember as the man that went on a killing spree down and Aurora Colorado well jurors sentenced the convicted movie theater government of twelve life sentences for the murders committed on July 20 2012. And now the judges also sends the shooter to thousands of additional years for the attempted murders of seven the others. The total of 3318. Years in addition to the twelve life sentences is the maximum sentence allowed under Colorado law. And district court judge Carlos say Morse said I'm a 100% sure this is just and fair. 3318. Years on top of twelve life sentences. Is the maximum humanity lives before thousand new gold and I'd like judge did he got out anyway because all that plus thirty licenses was over health. Thought at a San Antonio woman was arrested Monday and accused of stealing thousands of dollars for the sausage from her job. Whoa sauces well thousands of older little a lot of god I am not the onus is on the woman was arrested after fellow employees told employees. But I told police that they witnessed her selling links at a nearby gas stations. She is now facing theft charges for stealing nearly 3000. Dollars worth of salsa class hostage again today I feel my size doesn't ordinarily ask days it's not I want oxygen forty guessing I'm not wrong now gone so relatively little late night I'm not many viewers and talk about Miami from a gas station W Logan shot you must have sausage from sausage meat. That's sausage again today she's a few people in the business there in the wind. There was surveillance footage of her stealing thousands and selling it at the gas agents are you literally trying to hide and and also can be surprised she got the bottom. Guard a Louisiana was on high alert last week after residents flooded a number of signs around the town on the kind of contained a quote terror message written in Arabic. After some investigation the Serbs share determined that the science actually contained. They welcome home message written in Hebrew on science and read welcome home I believe it's as young mixed. The network on the menu back and now everyone thinks the difference it is that the best and a drone is. Everybody just calm down and that godly thing to say my my hopes and it was for him either of the guys. As Lahoud and that's tonight at a very pleasant day you really think if people care enough for Balaguer we're gonna attack the United States. We're gonna be ready to be in West Virginia. All the resource is a bit of an attack first like come on man relay you really think that my argument we wanna I can tell you why they think they're gonna tackle in West Virginia is on the because. If they were to attack the military. They didn't start well for anyone to comes from longer to get this program and I don't know exactly boys they like you're gonna win tonight and guys 9/11 wins new World Cup loving and they just Frankie got real as Zealand back Florida didn't even bother anybody whenever that until they did was they didn't when there are New Orleans they did what everyone else does. During gets drunken party exact. That is what does blow my mind. A restaurant depend just introduced a new curry that looks like. And tastes like Intel. Why is that I think way it looks and tastes like who looks and tastes like to know what is your sales pitch you can say look it's curious or it's not who still believe god put a lot of pro does. Ford did taste like this let nobody says you know what makes this real little bettors Vanessa takes a look at her house say this though I know who was worse than occurring group. The good meadowbrook and or maybe it's time after the stunning home and it's to put enough how badly did very little if you major curry. Face life through involved. Thank now doesn't actually containing BP c.s for the ship try to match the flavor by using ingredients like green Steve Marino who faces. In the heat and actually split apart even handed and explain Casanova finished like is just insanity. A worker was somehow got stuck in a railcar full of eighty tons of sand was rescued Tuesday night. Firefighters aren't sure of the man was transferring sand into or out of the rail car when he got stuck but he was trapped all the way up to his next week. Thank you might think that's okay you can still bring it back to being very that I is that very easy to suffocate even though your head is still out and breathing. And it took more than an hour but crews were eventually able to get the horrors from the worker and voice in my car and he was taken to a local hospital in stable condition. And the world of sports the classic dark running back Marshawn Lynch will reportedly find 75000 dollars for failing to speak with reporters following CO NFC championship game victory. That might allow football talk Mike Florio wrote Wednesday that would finally heard from the NFL baskets and it hearing for the fine. And we'll see how that goes. Quarterback Russell wasn't it a little hit in the head from Packers linebacker Clay Matthews after throwing an interception in the NFC championship game and look what he might have suffered a concussion. Now wasn't said the credit for healing effect of the product that he invests in called recovery water. Come on give those. Give says that it works plummeted teammate used the wanted to heal knee injury however he admits that he can't prove that it works. They brought baseball after today's victory today the Mariners won the series against the a's have been moved to Chicago for a series against the White Sox. At every unit today without Mike hockey is that high and I appreciate amendment update obviously from the reporter can't make Obama happy to come and take his own life. Are you no longer. On the low carb day I'll read the Al lovely Derek Daley joins us right at the base. Now that's just the men's room fund 99.9. JE IU SW tired and examine. How. My first scarf de tennis yet or why this morning Iowa governor has kind of I was shields. You're I was a little bit are you feeling better from the weekend film ever iron and put his garb on and now it's like 9000 degrees anti. Now the local learn here finger cold here we go all you know are we got an hour right castle and understand one thing about rank castle that. I don't know if he's a corpse some spoil in normal room temperature but to whom we come in here after his shift I mean it is always Tony La you can hang meet me housing I. Oprah turns Stephen arsenal side today and a woman is a walking out billing attractive woman and she's always a little bit not too or she wants on legacy and she's got like K sweater out. If she grabbed it right and you are now pulling up overhead at judicial nominees for its. We're stuff I had the most legacy really good and all I. I don't know why should the other idol a little too you know this morning is Tim and and I do mean some games so a guy takes over certain gospels officer. I sort of manageable engine did the thing we come across your arms over yeah that's a sexy and doing about it I just get. Boy did it she's still did it in slow motion like there's only those women were also under all of the sure to Laura Bush rule girl and I don't know it's because were soaking it in the mosque. You guys just like you it's like. I could have gone completely address in the town which are gonna do that but I want to hold this you know you're watching that's why. I think she knew I was like hey Jeanne good and how to look got to face a regular never got their chance and a nine year old who swims the teacher and he takes off of the pool. Yeah god knows anything like that but I don't do that like today for his shirt up I don't know my I don't know my arms don't work that clash. Is there really are Casilla went Dexia credit there and and men thrown across the room very. I'm sure whoever does not mind the opponent. I'm really not pop and dance floor around. Tomorrow the return of John McDonough he's. No I sure my grandkids meet him didn't begin yet thinking and acting as a profiles are pretty much and it looked down at his memories yeah I literally three finish Jews are right which is Darren is good didn't we are out until tomorrow. Please do what you do best and poorly for the sake it's a bad thing. Truman's day before a live studio audience wardrobe and makeup provided by Manchester limited. Their presentation knows. The man truly feel that way.