Jul 31, 2015|
Shot of the Day, TV Time with Ted, Headlines
Shot of the Day, Profile This, TV Time has clips from American Idol, a FLorida Starbucks and some Trump News, Plus Headlines and Taryn Daly is in
Emails, And Who Sucks Less features a priest, a muslim family, and a man at the club
Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
Question of the Day: What did you almost do for a living?
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Hi Ted we've added to the way did add during its. Somebody else they're deserves to be ready. Men's room knows just. Related news. Yeah. Knowing that the great debt can't even throw a little flat out Nortel. Yeah indeed. And today we toasted the eight year old Donald brining a MRSA bill England oh. Donald told his wife. Eddie quit smoking than Juli that connect. I'm quit smoking this was after you had a heart attack last year however. He was lying to you to sneak Yemen to the driveway and Joseph demo quick smoke go back in the house any may have gotten away with it. Everybody from Google's street view that threaten Donald who's actually outside smoking. Wonder who mapping car drove by and took a page from smoking some actually. We're Jolie checked other place on street view later that week and everyone's all excited. There he is. Busted smoking a cigarette directly in front of the house now of this point he says. He actually has cut back my equipment comebacks and getting caught because his wife is scarier than this heart condition. Wow. That's an as a way to go in and I know the top people heaven sakes. That there's got to smoke and but if you crimes that they've that they've actually sold because of true. That's tough if you're a smoker trying to covered up to just. You don't smell it but I don't wife Mel U didn't its illusory just all excited to see how to look like. Is thank you. As that you smoking that's true whatever you smoke which you know whatever it is but if you told her different you'll be in trouble. I admit to western. Report those clues and we drink this booze because we're taken GMA yeah so over the tongues and around the world to party in art Tommy's. Doubt no visual wow. AI SW AK ISW which he won Seattle okay with the rock and you could win a grand. Access your club for cash poor times between day and listen closely the code word. Union does go to word is union UN IOS. 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Piracy barely got a pretty exciting weekend first off bureaus Seahawks started decade and today not only that but still locally we've got to Hydro played racing on Sunday the EC fair Albert lea appliance got there on Cairo as. Coverage starts at 10 AM not only that some soccer than evolved gas heated up tomorrow evening and you are mariners on the road here in the Minnesota. To take on the twins ever everybody else on the over the weekend we'll think we'll break come back we'll beat them but it next. Welcome back to the men's room. Nine point nine KI SW. Soccer AFC there. They have everything else it is terrible to be time looking good. In case you're pathetic life. I injured countless hours in front of a talking box and it hadn't been through presents. Yeah. Tablets that rusty thanks for any TV more ways to get more entertainment gets on any screen gets about the latest episodes of favorite shows it's an on demand a time and US. And it is 1800 exploded. At Nadal. Who read column. And and. That's the rest are today I. Had to watch and I should mention I've been watching cable verses new show why its its its pretty good it's getting better. If you like Hannibal Burris is comedy I think you'll really like it but you can tell he's he's knew it yeah I know tells. Have you watched it. I have swaps in a couple segments he's done it just seems like. He's working as waiters and stuff and some socially good and other stuff is just like it's okay it's kind of like watching Saturday analyzed like no other show you know wherever ocean. Is not hitting every ball out of park. The melodies and he's in pretty good in the when these missile hit dismissed. Yeah and I mean. Out of it so it's hard to tell comedian show sometimes they they stick around forever what should I forget Tosh still want to announce new ups now like about. 40% of a show. Yeah it only gets you Natasha doesn't substitute grossed racked. But. Any of those clips shows I watch I still end up watching episodes are ridiculous and it's ridiculous this I like to consider rob. Robs a lower than I am. Big Jesse had a on the show are always kind of knew were people that I'm not super familiar with its ownership of that's I think except. You know keys in my hand keeps my. These are radar and tacked on what's going on with the with the young kids miles from what they're doing their interest yeah well they're not out there go to sleep at ten like us. All right. The first ever play for you today is pretty simple. I believe it's enough Irish guy. And he is in Ireland that don't have 911 there they have 99 not and he calls because his emergency is that his cat has eaten his bacon. Night. It doesn't have attended to a TV that the audio is just awesome. I'm guessing he's wasted that he is dead serious about it. And the and the operators very nice to him. Let's just wait a picnic and play. Right okay and what would you likened to what would gladly do it you got that snapped up. I'll ask you do you want to question argument I can't depend on the top. I pet into a criminal offense to what I eat those pens okay come directly. From the inquiry. I'll. Tell. Now I am thankful that had been on 999 American political Judeo pragmatic independent candidate apologized but it's not going to not turn out well. I can't. The ideal. I like her out front page. She claimed. But I think we have that story that they have a guy who just didn't wanna deal with the shooting victim sorry that I can you handle it this ladies like lucky just not our thing man. And then I'll have to go for grad yeah. And I like the fact you're there so polite and ages they died of but he's pretty pissed that I guess. I mean I get his anger if your animal eats your agent that's one thing. But to know that your your girlfriend sat there and watch this cat put this evil plan and purpose and and get it done. I don't blame can be pretty upset tremendous sense but I may get ready to let that is clear pirate gold. Mean that's my dad he's Arab idolized political times you realize the first time he's calling just say in my girlfriend my book I can't eat my bacon. And I'm being caught him. Yeah I'm finger that I can mama that's what I wanna pay into that has enjoyed a beverage in a cigarette or two at least yes it's yeah. Yeah that's sick Irish bacon. Yeah that's just great anti enough never brought it did not like an Irish bar man in the and they do the breakfast kind of thing a brunch would have no limit. Bruton. I would give him the thinker concludes. Europeans like other groups you don't see as many of them have brunch and plague other groups who. Yeah we want elaborate as to drum up. Nowadays the Europeans look and they do really. Is French or American think. I you know I don't I would guess so I'm always amazed at my transformation into a brunch. Because years ago I visited a buddy in Arizona changes its transformation. Ten he was tough I hate senator it's forming a panel is against 31. The conference does hung over more on them more willing to give up and grab some breakfast. Yes exactly I mean in miles and you said this before but if you just put holiday sauce a lot of stuff it's going to be better. It will its buttery you know it also might play in the fact like you just really don't wanna get up early. Yeah I mean brunch operative verb or manatee all right I mean you know kind of like gods 11 o'clock I just got up on hunger it just happens to rebrand stuff. Yeah exactly and lifestyle and yeah I mean I race. That's basically Saturday night you go out you wake up Sunday morning at the brunch or what have you is mostly Clinton if could you gonna out and that's what brunch is it's a need to get me some food my assistant is underneath muscles. Yet exactly and it is it's a little bit tougher in the summertime because it's so hot during the day. But you know in the fall or in the winter tasks of brunch man you've heard it third you have no idea man I really don't you sit at home Swinton. It's it's much easier in the fall the winner you go to brunch come on you're about to sleep then dig a little Matt. Ira how are good they are not on buzz he that was just about like is that the dangers of the bottomless the most a bunch of the dangers. Yeah. The bottomless yeah and you know it's one of those things you don't really think about it but it's like you know yeah out of no one and then for your what you realize that your if you win. Then you get home and it's that weird like drunken nap in the afternoon. When you wake up and it's like five or six it's like a hell happened. I think you need like transfer of the whole thing and like a NASCAR experience like well again not lost the race these guys. Mother and a NASCAR now because it gives me an excuse subsidiary did do those. I was I citizen for like I'm not a big NASCAR fan. But I've watched a few races are deciding when to watch him with our buddy top shelf from IBJ migs indict. You may know him and his buddies is they love NASCAR some much like I find myself like getting kind of caught up I don't know if you start from the beginning moderates and watch it do it's it's actually pretty entertaining. Just so long. Yeah yeah yeah this and that is enough time for all that. He says Richard earlier C ferries going on this weekend Gardner. Right obviously the blue angels in town. Along with Fat Albert. I mean you're hearing he had high mr. announced earlier today. I wonder if the blue angels that there are gonna early lake he still collecting Fat Albert or Julie I would call Fat Albert and it looked. Marbles and blew by someone who were really moderate Muslim can have cratered. Kruger who knew drinks. I get I get clean he himself was a terrible person that does that reflect on Fat Albert does a man's life apart and that drinks in Germany. Yeah I'm really could you even heard much about that effort costly Shelby and take it off if you think. You know if there's a few people who haven't said much they could and I think mush mouth one of them. He mystery don't know Delhi society says during a guy they have buckwheat Cummins jewels are being bravado. About Al blew my Obama Obama and what. Just a weird thing about Fat Albert I don't remember a ton about the cartoon that is server B and it's a punitive like he was like awesome. It was like we got to watch it tells who got. But he fares go one on. I'd sort of say. The coverage is over on Cairo. The Seattle legend that is Steve ray will be working that day. Along with one of my fear or not treacherous forest Alexis Smith. One month to month or car park where I wanted to do was just getting did you have a good knowledge yeah chic she's the best track and DC delivery generally want to. She delivers traffic it what I would call a beautiful okay I got that got you. But that's a long day that we don't even drive but it doesn't volumes even window whatever and obviously wash it every time she match. There's a delay a thirty minutes from here to tell me about it and I mean Iran thirty general and his business he's still a good check for Covert the morning he got. All the videos throughout the penis. Most importantly honesty and therefore your traffic is not as important to us. This so our masses I don't words seed. Or Sunday that arrow crew re out there I watch every year on Sunday generally is among over. And a brave souls out there all day and day man and easily doing the commentary on the races. And then their fly and the jets and everything but I mean it. That's a long shift I don't care how are you worked in any immediate form like he's sit out there and entertain those people so my hats off to him good job. And a driver out there are today eucalyptus vote. Really did it that I sold this year not only got ahead in the Hydro clean races they're gonna have. Paddle board racing. Some other type a race and a I think it evolves that Angie wears and how abortion people using human power yes maybe that's how he could. Yes that's not aborted before and yes and you don't lose any human routers and there's some. That the government her dad's votes because you know in engine yet I was safe bet most of these there's involvement and so it's not that throw you out of court. Well I'm standing up don't you yeah the last semi Diddy and it's all the weakness in Los Angeles where Carlos is trying to usurp just insert I did serve but I did the panel more Manzi. The thing was serving its all about the battle through it and thing about a morning all the do stand up souls like there's no chance like India. Well I I Fred I'm not a quitter and I didn't even start I'm in the same boat they catch up your car. Yes I'm rather yesterday I asked about a quarter for our growth. Low back then I have been on a paddle board on my knees catalyst you can you can stand up on I just thought our own yet. I'd I'd like attitude you do why I do get another shot you know I'm Shihab charges low sodium that there's some cure probably didn't. When I mean does it every time it. But I just onion and if you haven't had sought the week he'd be shocked tell we keep caddie not not on a lend on the floor and your. Florida and here to are bomb putting Florian a year or I would not mission for united different. Yeah well. During a big day man I was ready to table saw a lay in Florida man stuff not my usual think the vessel is what got them who's. Something about it jigsaw and I now man I never play them. Gordon your he's like did you run down the jigsaw. Ultimately uh oh yeah Gordon Brown near its broad do you buy Morton salt. I think that if and when you're here it is being constructed don't forget. You don't wanna put up your salt umbrella or canceled hash tag your life. Mulva. I let's see I Jon Stewart is gone off yet aired next week had not heard. Yeah I wasn't this judge Stewart toward a good job it's tough because like he had on I JJ Abrams Abrams and yes. Oh and also the name of tank I don't know I JJ the JJ JJ Abrams last night. And Abrams obviously was real name is budgetary Abrams let them was given them some love and stuff for all of a good job hobby is that a certain. The JJ truths. They'd drop the though I allowed to yeah the most pivotal moment comment we lose the digital. Has tightened ahead it's tough for Jon Stewart obviously it's emotional off for him to but he still trying to power through a show. The last old days when next week will be his last episodes. That basically they're saying of one of his last show our slash show they want to bring back basically everybody that he's kind of been ripped on for years. Open so in a pre taped segment that kind of what that turn the tables on him so they're trying to get Donald Trump. LOO Reilly Jim Cramer. Glenn Beck Sarah Palin. All basically everybody's support to Fox News and all of a wonder why he's been on the LR like Arby's I didn't realize how much he hated on RIC a lot harmonies duke. He's a lot of shot it RBY. I mean aren't miles I agree it's a personal rift now between us mr. Stewart and our show. But we know we're all armies lovers and rule Poehler yeah IE EE just that was like his product placement to make fun of. We'll talk about it him appointment throat now. Yeah Brahma Darby got a problem me any. There's a joke and I'd be hard for you to punch Jon Stewart in the thirties are you a little dude who's assertion aren't you do. A burqa when it does get on both dumb I wouldn't do it what does it mean to hit someone to say maybe the now heading directly in the throat. And they've had our reasons for the McDonald's we upside the head Motorola slabs at a Malibu barbies you throw. I like the rules. What to when he gets Posey does what it was also had done John stir here. Did today gaping holes and I'm in the bottom of the money stings a little television or is he using a new documentaries or film or on I think you'll notice some behind the scenes stuff like that produces and stuff you know that the pat Bradley's and he wants to. That's a sense I get the need there was a rose water Yankee. Just did a movie producer movie last year that's what they're I think he's gonna produce some movies. He'll probably. It probably helped here and there was a TV shows back I think you give it like. Twelve months sixteen months they'll show back up on TV in some capacity only to be added daily show or anything. No president go on Oprah's network may really does make Oprah's network the network that you go through to die you know. Late afternoon I got the passion dazzling TV curse you know they're probably right about now. It's nothing against him is going to look when you have the Simone reporter Dave Chappelle star Michelin. It's weird to be so Oprah has that hold network GE still don't hear talk about it you know I don't think they're doing very well now. Well let's have a show that that would that makes you wanna go there yet met that that would value that can help that perhaps we need to do rent never program. The people want to see. Once show people still like I'll watch it time that South Park. They had mentioned survey Trey Parker Matt stone's there on it plans to leave theirs and they there's and keep doing the same show until I'm essential pencils and eight. All right we're done with the new like you John one moment yeah well that's they're saying in her plan for it to go this long but it just kind of picked up steam in and been doing good doing good. Plus and you have a show and it's that topical that's written that week I think is awesome too that's one thing I do like about handles new show why. If you'd like he's talking about stuff that just that right so you eat you know it's it's up to date. I let's see TV for you this weekend. Yeah to me you know a nice weekend and get out there enjoy some stuff for Saturday there's some good sports on Korea. Elizabeth UFC fight going on tomorrow night around aroused he is the day headliner of that car and that's down actually in Brazil. I don't see round arouse or run around the losing its especially is that other girl kind of sits a personal style after which seems even worse in round arouse the dominates her weight division nobody else Julie Guy gets near touches their. And then. You gonna it's kind of poke the bear as bright as it steps into your home and I know there in Brazil but that's a wrong bear to be pocono ideology said you're. She just made some off comment about suicide or something and I don't know she meant it. To be that mean Blake brows he took it is like oh you grew from a debt suicide. A move. The runners move a lot of you ma'am no boys I was. Like I don't wanna fight while the US and O nine and I don't. Let this be. Terrible fight are you crack on their dad's suicide they're probably gonna be a good fighter to kill you for you dig media council's okay you can Susan yeah exactly and they are rolled up patent rule. See a grown man crime Ford Flex just stop and he's lost didn't he lost his money's gonna kill his opponent for a while it up. Well say brotherhood could capture this next item they met about a labor you you work through two gaggle now here's your teared up. Provided. NBC's gets a free box in all of you wanna watch out on picnic it. I actually. I don't know what is being Polly. From New York. Easily. He's always do and announce it on boxing he's always got to like the gaudy judge Rory and everything I got not just a money and your dog ran XP looks like standard Italian guy from New York City right. Cynical. But he actually fights somebody just depart we like I don't see it actually Casa Blanca. You satirist taken on the white caps that's an important match frankly to rule on the sound is needed needed started it is important period right. The Internet thing around. I do believe of the senators win that a give them the cascading cup the first time since 2011 which would be cool. I mentioned it earlier but check out Cairo on Sunday it's decent seat there action which is always good late night tonight I'll watch Jimmy Fallon. Yes on the legend himself Kevin Bacon. That you know what's going on TV land excuse what's happening in real. We'll see oxygen out of football and Russell Wilson has a brand new deals ULA pro surfer who punched a sharking competition is once again nothing else. As a meal. Bystanders that induce a man zooming in Kitsap Blake meanwhile crews search for missing man who fell and sound after a hillside to get a break here. Eric Tamara C bear and sellers for your weekend is to have your headlines. All right earlier this afternoon about 3 o'clock down in South Seattle. Heyman was shot and killed those seven south clover mill street in 44 stab himself. Right now did they investigated still investigating the scene nationally we have been dating unit there that is their assumptions about the bells going off. Rescue crews were searching appears to sound for missing man who fell into the water near the Tacoma narrows bridge early this morning. In his body or walking along the hillside and above wall some balance. Dove on a hill and landed in the water. One guy got to shore knock on some of the order form what happened. Says friend was missing twelve until they did find his friends say who somehow. Minutes didn't contact of his own mother. They're not sure how about half past present and it gets a Denny's serves officers bystanders. They formed a human chain trample drowning man to shore of long lake. But they could not save him the go Emanuel swimming with friends who became distress call for help Linda going underwater. People in short it formed a human chain. Worked to get out so much you reportedly had been on the water for about ten minutes I he died in the hands vitamins are as far as jumble things here in here earlier. Roddy Piper passed away at the age plus 61. Earlier this morning Russell Wilson got a brand new deals mostly in the 87 point six million dollar. Ballpark. Deal includes sixteen million dollars guaranteed that would be the important part. Michael Bennet did show up for our camp camp chancellor did hold out and Earl Thomas is on the injured list. To start the Seahawks camp up by the way the blue jays have kept up their postseason push they acquired veteran reliever Mark Lowe from the Mariners 43 left handed pitchers who are these guys. I'm not sure nick wells Jacob brands in rob rothmans and that's does that not really big gun a minor league pitching and other places right now. I'd rather not have today but I try to. Pro baseball 510 games under way in in Minnesota hot tomorrow it's underway affords an MLS soccer seven is a tense at the Vancouver in town. That went into the cascade picked up. Damage you've got your hired a height of when racing starting at 10 AM. With the C bear on Kyra seven on Sunday with your game of the week yet MLS soccer 7 o'clock tomorrow night Vancouver white caps in Seattle that was on June 13. We'll take regularly turned Daley joins us right after the game. 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